Monday, July 6, 2009
Sunday, July 5, 2009
About bikers.....
I have never met a biker that wasn't one or more of the following:
1. Emotionally weak, looking to justify their inferiority complex by starting trouble.
2. Not very bright
3. Overweight and/or dirty
4. Obnoxious, self-absorbed and arrogant with nothing to be arrogant about.
5. Immature and/or sexually perverted.
6. Deserving of a good old-fashioned ass kicking.
I wish someone would prove me wrong and be a human being on a motorcycle.
1. Emotionally weak, looking to justify their inferiority complex by starting trouble.
2. Not very bright
3. Overweight and/or dirty
4. Obnoxious, self-absorbed and arrogant with nothing to be arrogant about.
5. Immature and/or sexually perverted.
6. Deserving of a good old-fashioned ass kicking.
I wish someone would prove me wrong and be a human being on a motorcycle.
Saturday, July 4, 2009
Purchase CD from Amazon.....
Troy Spratt CD should be available from Amazon.com in the very near future.....
Monday, June 29, 2009
American Recovery and Reinvestment Act ’09 in Brevard County Florida?
Wow! There are so many jobs available from the stimulus funding it's bewildering!
(If you believe that.....I have land on Mars you should purchase.)
(If you believe that.....I have land on Mars you should purchase.)
Saturday, June 27, 2009
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
It Might Get Loud? (It might get ridiculous.....)
A documentary film this summer about Jimmy Page, The Edge, Jack White
and their views on guitar playing shall hit theaters.
Now I can see a special on Jimmy Page.
After all the guy was an innovative and influential guitar player and producer.
His resume includes Led Zeppelin, The Yardbirds,
The Firm.....you know, give the guy credit where credit is due.
As for The Edge, well.....he does have a distinctive sound
and a rich history with a huge stadium packing band like U2.
Although I personally believe many other players deserve praise other than him.
That brings me to Jack White.
Now I'm not saying that Jack White sucks, but I do think
he is not innovative at all. In fact he simply recycles mold covered riffs
and doesn't even play them well.
I did enjoy "White Blood Cells" and "Elephant".
Only because he was making the type of guitar playing a teenager
does in his room with a cheap guitar and amplifier popular listening.
(For the record I used to jam with just a guitar and a friend on drums,
we recorded albums like them back when I was a freshman in highschool!!!)
I didn't think he was very good writer or player
just for bringing mediocrity to the mainstream.
I still believe that is what he does with The raconteurs,Dead Weather etc....
I not only believe that my writing and playing could blow him into the sunset,
but most people who have been playing for only five years or so.
I honestly think the guy is overrated, and have lost significant respect for
Page, The Stones and others that seem to find some marvel in him.
I don't see it and I don't hear it.
Sorry if I offended anybody.
Once again, aside from the fact that he is borderline morbid with his strange appearance
and persona.....he is annoyingly overrated in my book.
Someone should make a film dedicated to undiscovered
or unknown talent like myself and others that I know.
That would truly be innovative, after all fame is all smoke and mirrors.
and their views on guitar playing shall hit theaters.
Now I can see a special on Jimmy Page.
After all the guy was an innovative and influential guitar player and producer.
His resume includes Led Zeppelin, The Yardbirds,
The Firm.....you know, give the guy credit where credit is due.
As for The Edge, well.....he does have a distinctive sound
and a rich history with a huge stadium packing band like U2.
Although I personally believe many other players deserve praise other than him.
That brings me to Jack White.
Now I'm not saying that Jack White sucks, but I do think
he is not innovative at all. In fact he simply recycles mold covered riffs
and doesn't even play them well.
I did enjoy "White Blood Cells" and "Elephant".
Only because he was making the type of guitar playing a teenager
does in his room with a cheap guitar and amplifier popular listening.
(For the record I used to jam with just a guitar and a friend on drums,
we recorded albums like them back when I was a freshman in highschool!!!)
I didn't think he was very good writer or player
just for bringing mediocrity to the mainstream.
I still believe that is what he does with The raconteurs,Dead Weather etc....
I not only believe that my writing and playing could blow him into the sunset,
but most people who have been playing for only five years or so.
I honestly think the guy is overrated, and have lost significant respect for
Page, The Stones and others that seem to find some marvel in him.
I don't see it and I don't hear it.
Sorry if I offended anybody.
Once again, aside from the fact that he is borderline morbid with his strange appearance
and persona.....he is annoyingly overrated in my book.
Someone should make a film dedicated to undiscovered
or unknown talent like myself and others that I know.
That would truly be innovative, after all fame is all smoke and mirrors.
Sunday, June 21, 2009
Videos to be uploaded.....
Once again this week we shall
upload Troy Spratt videos on
various sites throughout the internet.
"The Sweet Talker",
"Black Fire Ecstasy",
"Aaron's Tune"
and perhaps a few others.
Saturday, June 20, 2009
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Monday, June 15, 2009
Thursday, June 11, 2009
Monday, June 8, 2009
Saturday, May 30, 2009
The Secret of life!
The human species was questionably formed and evolved out of various
sub-species from this planet.
The planet is arguably the result of explosions or another metamorphosis from the universe.
The universe is estimated at about 14 billion years old.
Now.....14 billion years later.....
The secret to life on this one planet named earth in the universe is.....
"Linen and cotton", which is primarily what paper money is comprised of.
That is the secret.
Without an abundance of it, your life means nothing.
Your integrity, morals, experiences, insight, gifts, talents, emotions.....
they all mean jack squat.
Without a sufficient amount of cotton and linen, or the virtual representation of
this in a bank account, your life is worth the equivalent of rat piss.
sub-species from this planet.
The planet is arguably the result of explosions or another metamorphosis from the universe.
The universe is estimated at about 14 billion years old.
Now.....14 billion years later.....
The secret to life on this one planet named earth in the universe is.....
"Linen and cotton", which is primarily what paper money is comprised of.
That is the secret.
Without an abundance of it, your life means nothing.
Your integrity, morals, experiences, insight, gifts, talents, emotions.....
they all mean jack squat.
Without a sufficient amount of cotton and linen, or the virtual representation of
this in a bank account, your life is worth the equivalent of rat piss.
Friday, May 22, 2009
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Friday, May 15, 2009
World Bowel Movement Day Revisited?
Yes...it's about time to look into having a real "World Bowel Movement Day".
Now is the perfect time, especially since everyone is about 90% full of crap.
One day devoted specifically to strong bowel movements would certainly
cleanse everyone of their clogged pipes.
Go get yourself a bran muffin, a cup of good coffee, something to read,
a roll of some quality toilet paper and perhaps (if you smoke)
a nice potent Marlboro red.
After that shut your face, lock yourself in the john
and flush away all of your crapola stories.
According to my observations, nearly everyone I meet is full of it.
Therefore no one should be excused from "World Bowel Movement Day".
The theme song for this unique and prestigious event ought to be
"Eminence Front" by The classic rock band "The Who".
I believe the song spells it all out rather well.....
Now is the perfect time, especially since everyone is about 90% full of crap.
One day devoted specifically to strong bowel movements would certainly
cleanse everyone of their clogged pipes.
Go get yourself a bran muffin, a cup of good coffee, something to read,
a roll of some quality toilet paper and perhaps (if you smoke)
a nice potent Marlboro red.
After that shut your face, lock yourself in the john
and flush away all of your crapola stories.
According to my observations, nearly everyone I meet is full of it.
Therefore no one should be excused from "World Bowel Movement Day".
The theme song for this unique and prestigious event ought to be
"Eminence Front" by The classic rock band "The Who".
I believe the song spells it all out rather well.....
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
More about Money.....
Money may not necessarily make you a winner,
It may possibly cause you to be a financially stable loser.
It may possibly cause you to be a financially stable loser.
Monday, May 11, 2009
Windows 7 Beta.....
Windows 7 is available once again for download and critique.
Perhaps it will be the new XP.
Perhaps it will be the new XP.
Sunday, May 10, 2009
Troy Spratt mp3 Collection and New Video.....
This week the Troy Spratt mp3 collection is available on disc.
Also a new video for the track
"The Sweet Talker"
will be on YouTube.
Re-mixes of other mp3's may appear on various sites as well.
Friday, May 8, 2009
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
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